♥ Book Title : Predictably Disastrous Results
☯ Full Synopsis : "The second volume of vintage writings by humorist and #1 New York Times best-selling author Laurie Notaro."Article| Laurie Notaro| Statement ..."
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♥ Book Title : The Idiot Girls' Action Adventure Club
☯ Full Synopsis : "In a hilarious compendium of essays and accounts of her autobiographical misadventures and life experiences, the leader of the Idiot Girls' Action Adventure Club covers topics ranging from bad boyfriends and jobs to embarrassing doctor visits and high-school reunions. Original. 75,000 first printing."Article| Laurie Notaro| Statement ..."
♥ Book Title : The Potty Mouth at the Table
☯ Full Synopsis : "The author of The Idiot Girls' Action-Adventure Club presents a humorous collection of essays on the observed rudeness around her, from co-workers not washing their hands in the bathroom, to people picking food off her plate at dinner parties."Article| Laurie Notaro| Statement ..."
♥ Book Title : Crossing the Horizon
☯ Full Synopsis : ""Soar back to the fearless 1920s ... [in a] historical novel that tells the true, little-known story of three aviatrixes in a race to be the first woman to fly across the Atlantic"--Dust jacket flap."Article| Laurie Notaro| Statement ..."
♥ Book Title : Enter Pirates
☯ Full Synopsis : "Humorous essays by New York Times bestseller Laurie Notaro"Article| Laurie Notaro| Statement ..."
♥ Book Title : Housebroken
☯ Full Synopsis : "#1 New York Times bestselling author Laurie Notaro isn't exactly a domestic goddess--unless that means she fully embraces her genetic hoarding predisposition, sneaks peeks at her husband's daily journal, or has made a list of the people she wants on her Apocalypse Survival team (her husband's not on it). Notaro chronicles her chronic misfortune in the domestic arts, including cooking, cleaning, and putting on Spanx while sweaty (which should technically qualify as an Olympic sport). Housebroken is a rollicking new collection of essays showcasing her irreverent wit and inability to feel shame. From defying nature in the quest to make her own Twinkies, to begging her new neighbors not to become urban livestock keepers, to teaching her eight-year-old nephew about hoboes, Notaro recounts her best efforts--and hilarious failures--in keeping a household inches away from being condemned. After all, home wasn't built in a day. Praise for Laurie Notaro "Notaro is a scream, the freak-magnet of a girlfriend you can't wait to meet for a drink to hear her latest story."--The Plain Dealer "If Laurie Notaro's books don't inspire pants-wetting fits of laughter, then please consult your physician, because, clearly, your funny bone is broken."--Jen Lancaster, author of I Regret Nothing "Hilarious, fabulously improper, and completely relatable, Notaro is the queen of funny."--Celia Rivenbark, author of Rude Bitches Make Me Tired "Notaro is direct and self-deprecating, and her disastrous attempts to sew a dress and make jerky treats for her dog are relatable and funny."--Library Journal"Article| Laurie Notaro| Statement ..."
♥ Book Title : I Love Everybody (and Other Atrocious Lies)
☯ Full Synopsis : "Here are more scathingly funny tales from the wild side! Laurie Notaro survived the debauched ride of her twenties and the bumpy road to matrimony. Now she’s ready to take on the thirtysomething years . . . and almost middle age has never been more hilarious. Laurie is married, mortgaged, and now—miraculously—employed in the corporate world, discovering that bosses come in all shapes, sizes, and degrees of mental stability. After maxing out her last good credit card at Banana Republic, she’s dressed for success and ready to face the jungle: surviving feral, six-foot-plus Gretchen (“Three Thousand Faces of Eve”) before battling the overbearing, overstuffed (in way-too-small pants) new mom Suzzi, who ruthlessly cancels Laurie’s newspaper column and learns that payback can be a bitch. Laurie also explores the backstabbing world of preschoolers at a Halloween party, the X-rated madness of a family trip to Disneyland, and the pressure from her QVC-addicted mother and the rest of the world to reproduce. But while losing more friends to babies than to booze, she realizes there’s a plus side: at least for a couple of months she gets to be the thinner friend. I Love Everybody (and Other Atrocious Lies) is Laurie Notaro at her deliciously quirky best. Can a woman prone to what her loved ones might term “meltdowns” (she considers them “Opportunities to Enlighten”) put a smile on her face and love everybody? Take a guess."Article| Laurie Notaro| Statement ..."
♥ Book Title : Spooky Little Girl
☯ Full Synopsis : "Death is what happens while you’re busy making other plans. Coming home from a Hawaiian vacation with her best girlfriends, Lucy Fisher is stunned to find everything she owns tossed out on her front lawn, the locks changed, and her fiancé’s phone disconnected—plus she’s just lost her job. With her world spinning wildly out of her control, Lucy decides to make a new start and moves upstate to live with her sister and nephew. But then things take an even more dramatic turn: A fatal encounter with public transportation lands Lucy not in the hereafter but in the nearly hereafter. She’s back in school, learning the parameters of spooking and how to become a successful spirit in order to complete a ghostly assignment. If Lucy succeeds, she’s guaranteed a spot in the next level of the afterlife—but until then, she’s stuck as a ghost in the last place she would ever want to be. Trying to avoid being trapped on earth for all eternity, Lucy crosses the line between life and death and back again when she returns home. Navigating the perilous channels of the paranormal, she’s determined to find out why her life crumbled and why, despite her ghastly death, no one seems to have noticed she’s gone. But urgency on the spectral plane—in the departed person of her feisty grandmother, who is risking both their eternal lives—requires attention, and Lucy realizes that you get only one chance to be spectacular in death. From the Trade Paperback edition."Article| Laurie Notaro| Statement ..."
♥ Book Title : The Post Office Lady with the Dragon Tattoo
☯ Full Synopsis : "I had been dreading this day for more than a year. Everyone’s favorite Idiot Girl, Laurie Notaro, is very close to wearing out her welcome in her hometown of Eugene, Oregon. Just a year ago, she was eighty-sixed from the local satellite post office for buying too many two-cent stamps (“The post office lady looked at me like I had just asked her if she wanted to buy my sex tape”). Now Notaro, needing to send an important care package to her nephew, returns to the scene of the non-crime—which is located inside a drugstore that is stocked with everything from Hello Kitty trinkets to fake poo to “the largest collection of aging candy on the West Coast.” Will the post office lady who banned her the first time around kick her to the curb, or will Laurie use her Idiot Girl wiles to work her way back into the Mean Lady’s good graces? In this hilarious story, New York Times bestselling author Laurie Notaro’s signature pluck and irresistible candor are on full display and will have you laughing out loud."Article| Laurie Notaro| Statement ..."
♥ Book Title : There's a (slight) Chance I Might be Going to Hell
☯ Full Synopsis : "The first novel from the "New York Times" bestselling author of "The Idiot Girls' Action-Adventure Club," this is a rollicking tale of small-town peculiarity, dark secrets, and one extraordinary beauty pageant."Article| Laurie Notaro| Statement ..."
♥ Book Title : It Looked Different on the Model
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♥ Book Title : Le feste delle amiche speciali
☯ Full Synopsis : "Se siete di quelle che ogni anno ricevono invariabilmente il regalo sbagliato. Se in coda alla cassa del centro commerciale i vostri simili si sbranano come lupi per le ghirlande in offerta. Se vostra madre sfoggia un albero colorato "made in Chernobyl" che sembra uscito da un gay pride. Se vi riconoscete in una qualunque delle tragicomiche situazioni natalizie, benvenute nelle feste delle amiche speciali. La voce esilarante di Laurie Notaro vi dimostrerà che il periodo più stressante dell'anno può essere anche il più divertente. Perché non è vero che le feste degli altri son sempre più verdi."Article| Laurie Notaro| Statement ..."